Tipah budak kampung,tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur.
Biasalah bila sudah duduk "town", mula lupa asal-usul. Pakaian seksi maut,
bercinta pula dengan lelaki mat saleh. ke hulu ke hilir menayang boyfriendnya yang bermata biru.
Punyalah eksen si Tipah, sehingga satu hari dia ternampak boyfriendnya tadi dengan wanita yang lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.
Tipah menangis 3 hari 3 malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tipah mengambil sehelai kertas dan mula menulis untuk memutuskan perhubungannya dengan lelaki dgn mat saleh yang baru sebulan dikenalinya.
Beginilah bunyi surat yang ditulis oleh Tipah Binti Kulup Kecil, yang berjaya "dicuri"...
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Dear Mike,
I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.
I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only.
Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself.
You grab hand she.
You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are really crocodile land.
My friend speak you play wood tree. First-first I think my friend lie me. But now I know you
correct-correct play wood tree.
So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result is very correct,
because you love her very high from me.
So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to play-play with my liver...
I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times.
Safe walk..
Tipah
Moral of the story ~ think cook-cook before kapel with men white..mwahahaha lols ;-D
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